How To Age Disgracefully

When age makes you invisible, secrets are easier to hideDaphne knows that age is just a number. She also knows that society no longer pays her any attention something she's happy to exploit to help her hide a somewhat chequered past.But finding herself alone on her 70TH birthday, with only her plants to talk to and neighbours to stalk online, she decides she needs some friends. Joining a Senior Citizen's Social Club she's horrified at the expectation she'll spend her time enduring gentle crafting activities. Thankfully, the other members including a failed actor addicted to shoplifting and a prolific yarn-bomber agree.After a tragic accident, the local council threaten to close the club but they have underestimated the wrong group of pensioners...and with the help of a teenage dad and a geriatric, orphaned dog, the incongruous gang set out to prove it.As long as their pasts don't catch up with them first